The nine yr old does not eat candy she does however like to hunt for easter eggs. She has noticed that I keep entering her room to unload the plastic egg contents into my pocket.  

"you should give some of that candy to the kids" she says.

Hmmm....there's an idea. Not one I will consider but it is an idea

What are the chances I will run into someone wanting to play Let's Make a Deal and wants to pay me a large sum of money if I have plum sauce and swim goggles in my purse?

Words shouted upon awakening repeatedly times ten "present!!" And "flowers!!"  She must have some have some high hopes for the day

Things I learned tonight

1) I am over movie popcorn

2) The story of Eddie the Eagle is both sad and inspiring and that
the determination and dedication against all odds of this man
are such to emulated 

3) If Hugh Jackman were my coach I too would try to learn to ski
jump

If I was into steer wrestling...which I am not....I would totally rock it if my mornings are any indication.