Things I find worth commenting on so far today...

-toast does not become toast unless the toaster is pushed down

-every time I see pictures of Caitlyn Jenner I have to do a double take to see if its Courtney Cox (you know, Monica from Friends?)

-the big man's bus is being driven by Santa Claus today. He did not say he was Santa and I did not ask if he was Santa and he wasn't wearing his red work uniform but I know it was him.

-when a dog is determined to run up her vet bill in an attempt to see if I like her enough to pay it, a doggie onesie nor cone of shame (that she has no problem getting out of) will prevent her from nonstop licking of her $700 wound