Thursday, May 8, 2014

Abridged baby making 101

Here is the highly simplified version of the conversation held last night. Picture giggling but squirming teen in the background.
"Wouldn't it be cool if you made a baby?" says the more baby crazy than me seven year old. "How do you get a baby in there?"
"Well you need to have a man to do that..."
"How does the man get it in there?"
"Woman have vaginas and eggs. Men have penises and sperm. The man puts his sperm where it can get inside the egg and the egg then moves to the woman's uterus where it grows to be a baby"
Her response...."my eye is itchy"
Ya well mine is twitching so...

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