Tuesday, September 2, 2014

new business

 I have had an epiphany regarding a new business venture. I am going to start making ALCOHOLAGRAMS. I figure business will be especially good in September, December and June with teachers, school administrators and support staff my main demographic. Parents will send them as teacher appreciation gifts for the holidays and year end or just in gratitude for dealing with really tough behaviours some of the students exhibit. Teachers might choose to send them to each other as little pats on the back when they see a peer in need of encouragement. Administrators could send them as a reward for a job well done and as an incentive to continue going that extra mile. I think it is likely I might have that summer home I have always dreamed of....

2 comments:

mainiac said...

As a middle school special education teacher, I have to say that I love this idea!! Please send me a Bloody Mary Alcoholgram asap!! ;)

holland was my destination said...

you would be most deserving being a teacher of middle school anybody!