A sampling of the phone calls I receive daily not counting the emergent or program planning calls from schools and day programs

-Samantha fell down and scraped her knee
-you need to tell Amanda (functions at 2) to stop taking her seatbelt off
-A is having a seizure on the bus (aaaaaand?)
- C is pushing peers
- C wet/or other her pants twice
- P fell down. She is fine
- H fell down and scraped her knee
- HBB quit breathing but he's fine....(ummm what?)
- S fell down and scraped her knee
- S dirtied her diaper 2x
- S is having a seizure on the bus
- H is having a seizure on the bus
- We noted bruising on C's lower legs today (you mean the scarring from bug bites in the SPRING when you guys took her to the park without bugspray? Those same marks she has had since the SPRING?)
- YOU need to have a conversation with A (functions at 2) about not taking her seatbelt off on the handibus
-YOU need to talk to A and tell her not to lay down on the handibus
- YOU need to talk to C (functions 2-3) to not get up before the handibus stops at your house
- etc
- etc
- etc

All are worth noting but as I fielded my third one a few weeks ago I began to find them oddly amusing....not the falling, seizures, scraped knees etc but just the types of conversations that make up my day.