Teen who has dedicatedly been searching for employment
"I really just want a job"

8yr old
"Well what you could do instead is get really rich,  get married,  get pregnant and stay at home looking after your children."

Teen
" how do I go about getting rich?"

8yr old
" the tooth fairy!"

It would appear there are some flaws in the child's logic however the teen being rich would potentially solve any worries I might have in my golden years....