Near CAT tastrophe averted. This twit wants to be an outdoor cat not realizing a)it's illegal b) the neighbours illegal cats would likely kill him and c) if someone found him they would possibly keep him. More so he does not realize...and this is most important....my life would become a living nightmare of sobbing, depressed children because as you know....he is the chosen among chosen of cats.
He was outside unbeknownst to me when I left the house at 11:30 and we returned at 4:30.
He is the first thing two of the kids look for.
I hope he had the bejeebers scared out of him and was really really hot in his luscious fur coat and +28 degrees.