Turns out that the answer the teen is NOT looking for when she asks you to make comment on a pimple is that it is so big, shiney and red that it could guide a sleigh. Who knew?
In my defence however I did try and downplay the blemish and she was all like "are you crazy?!" and I was like "until you pointed it out I didn't see it" and she was all like "are you blind?!" and so I was like "ok, it's so big, shiney.....". (you get the picture). Who can win an argument like that? She might as well have asked if her pjama bottoms made her butt look big (they don't Honey. They totally don't!)
I try folks. I really do try.
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