Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Rescue me. Please?
Rescue me! Please! I am not a Christmas tree! Is there a rule stating that rescue dogs actually have to come from a shelter? If there is could someone hook me up with one of those no kill kind? I would really appreciate it. Maybe one around Beverly Hills or wherever those Hollywood types rescue animals from? I could so see myself living in Hollywood! Where's Simon Cowell when a dog needs him? He's always sending people to Hollywood surely I am beautiful and certainly talented enough to go. I can eat socks and stuffed toys waay better than anybody else. I can totally do my bizness where I'm supposed to (well most times...ok sometimes) and heck it only took me ten minutes to sit still for this picture! Oh I should add that I have wicked skilz at irritating people.
There it's settled. Rescue me and take me in your arms. Rescue me, something something something charms..... What do you expect? I'm a dog not a singing chimp!