As far as the trustworthy idea goes with you not doing your due diligence and closing the door to the downstairs.... Well let's just say...shame on you! How can I be blamed for getting into dirty diapers when it's like I was invited to have them? I know you can see my point.
I think that if you should be mad or disappointed in anybody it should be yourself. I am just a dog after all. Yes I know there are all kinds of videos on YouTube about all the clever things dogs are doing and then there's those blasted Service Dogs who if you ask me ruined it for all dogs but in all seriousness you just can't expect that much out of me. I'm not that bright. But in my defense...neither are you and you are supposed to be the Alpha. Just sayin
|Since I have your attention....|
|It would make things so much easier if you would just put undergarments and socks in my food dish|
|If it helps any I really do love you even though you are quite a stupid human|
|I'm so glad we could have this chat|