You might be able to get your kids to wear such an atrocity but I am NOT. I repeat NOT one of your children! I am THE. DOG. I poop where I want and YOU Madam...clean it up. I eat what I want which includes such delicacies as underwear, socks, diapers all preferably dirty.
Might I remind you as well that I protect you and your children from all manner of dangers. Who knows what lurks in the shadows that only I can see and sound the alarm for you of my vicious bark and body slamming of the window. You just don't KNOW how many times I have saved your sorry be.....umm lives.
|"I will tear them to bits!"|
|"You can't make me wear them!"|
|"I will NOT wear the rabbit ears!"|
|"Ahh hell, take your dang picture!"|