Dear Darlings
No I don't know where your iPod is.
No I don't know why the apps downloaded onto the iPad have disappeared
No I don't know where your purse is.
No I don't know why the name of the sky is the sky
No I don't know if the Wiggles are coming to town ever again and if they do when and will it be Greg or the other yellow shirted guy (see I can't even remember the guy's name and I JUST watched the show!)
No I don't know the answers to half the stuff you people insist on asking me 24 hours a day!
For the love of all things holy....I'm not that bright! I am not intuitive and contrary to popular opinion I am not a tracking device! Next time you have a question GOOGLE IT! If you need to find missing items...LOOK FOR THEM! And dare I say it...PUT YOUR STUFF AWAY WHERE THEY BELONG!
Love always your Mutha
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