Tuesday, March 27, 2012

S'rsly!

For the love of GAWD why do you make me ride in this stinkin bus?!  I hate the bus! I hate the bus!  Have I mentioned to you that I. HATE. THE. BUS?!

Everytime you make me go I throw up.  Haven't you learned your lesson yet?  There is no way you can complain about having to clean up my mess when I have made it abundantly clear that if you take me for a ride I will in fact puke.  Maybe more than once.

I realize I am just a dog and that supposedly you are the higher species but I must ask the question, if past behaviour is a predictor of future behaviour (yes I watch Dr. Phil when you're not looking) shouldn't you have figured out that a bus ride for me is not going to end well?  For either of us?

S'rsly!