For the love of GAWD why do you make me ride in this stinkin bus?! I hate the bus! I hate the bus! Have I mentioned to you that I. HATE. THE. BUS?!
Everytime you make me go I throw up. Haven't you learned your lesson yet? There is no way you can complain about having to clean up my mess when I have made it abundantly clear that if you take me for a ride I will in fact puke. Maybe more than once.
I realize I am just a dog and that supposedly you are the higher species but I must ask the question, if past behaviour is a predictor of future behaviour (yes I watch Dr. Phil when you're not looking) shouldn't you have figured out that a bus ride for me is not going to end well? For either of us?
S'rsly!
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LOL
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