Lessons learned (written two years ago)

When leaving the dog in the bus always leave the window open a degree so that when he locks you out separating you from your babies you can sqeeze the tree trunk that is your arm through the window and open the door. Further to that lesson when lifting your arm to survey the damage causing you pain you will be irreparably emotionally damaged in the realization that the amount of flabby skin there will allow you to be airbourne in a strong wind