No I did not pee on the carpet
(but if I did it might have been because it was cold out and really, do you want to pee outside?)
No, it was not me that ripped up all the underwear in every bedroom
(but if I did it might be a lesson in getting laundry done faster)
No, it was not me that tore a part the garbage
(but it was then maybe a person should not be putting delicious things into the garbage)
No it was not me that was barking at every moving object seen walking past the window outside
(but if it was then maybe I should be thanked for protecting you from waving trees and flapping paper)
No it was not me that ate the dirty diapers
(but if it was then doesn't that say more about you than me if I have access to dirty diapers?)
No it was not me that ripped the boy's shirt(s) while on his body
(but if it was me...hmmm...you're right...no good explanation there)
Anyways, my point that I'm trying to make here is that I am NOT to blame for everything that goes wrong around this place. Look around. There's at least eleven other folks that could be responsible.
Geesh! I'm just a dog...and well...look at me! I'm gorgeous! How COULD it be me?
1 comment:
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. Great way to give someone heart pains from laughing so hard at 7am.
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